Hug a Monstrous Mama With Psycho‘s Plush Mrs. Bates Corpse
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Fourteen inches tall and with a soft cloth body, this matriarch is so squeezable you could just love her to death…if she weren’t already there. It seems that spawning the deranged Norman – who quickly became the second-most popular thing ending in “…bates” to be associated with showers – just took it all out of her, and she’s been wigging out ever since.
She’ll never nag or make you do chores, but you decide if that trade-off is worth having to stare into her soul-destroying eye sockets. The discipline is implied – be a good son, and you’ll want to dress up nice, clean yourself up and take a stab at eliminating bad behavior. In her world, that is, after all, the Norm.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist