If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it – or a link to it – to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line “Read my Fanfic!”
In retaliation for last week’s Winnie-the-Pooh fanfic, Julia tries to get revenge on Luke and Greg by finding a Barbie fanfic that’s completely PG and relentlessly boring. But things don’t go quite as planned, and the sabotages kick in around the 6-minute mark…
Title: “Mattel High” by keelykelly
Logline: An insanely large number of different characters, including fairies, giants and normal people, go to Mattel High. None of them is Barbie, but Julia doesn’t know that yet.
Acts Involved: Fisting, felching, cramming…nah, just kidding. It’s PG. I just wrote those for search-engine optimization.
Participants: There’s like 20 of them, and they’re all made-up.
The Live Reading…