I READ YOUR FANFIC! “Winnie the Pooh: Teddybear’s Picnic”
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In which Greg Jones Jr. does some Very Good Impersonations of Winnie-the-Pooh characters, Luke has an itchy nose, and Julia has finally Had Enough of being subjected to terrible fan fiction readings.
[Next week: Julia’s Revenge!]
Title: “Winnie the Pooh: Teddybear’s Picnic” by scribescribbles
Logline: The denizens of the Hundred Akre (misspelling deliberate) Wood have a picnic, and indecency ensues.
Acts Involved: Pooh watches Rabbit defecate, Tigger gives Piglet oral and anal intercourse, Pooh suggests sex with Rabbit, and describes his own intimate plushie time with Christopher Robin. Also there’s implied cannibalism.
Participants: Pooh, Rabbit, Tigger, Piglet.
The Live Reading…
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist