Movie Poster Twofer: Rocket, Groot and SpongeBob’s Ass Crack
The Guardians of the Galaxy are getting their own individual posters, and aside from those of you wanting to spank it to Saldana (or Star Lord…I don’t judge, unless you get turned on by Batista, and then you deserve it), I figure most will appreciate this one the best:
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Meanwhile, Spongebob comes to 3D life and shows his butt, which has crabs (well, one anyway).
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Absorbent, yellow AND porous, you say?
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist