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Title: “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” by Secondpillow
Logline: I have no goddamn idea. It starts with Harry Potter and Dobby skullfucking people with groinsaws, then moves on to hats being thrown into space and the history of America as told by insane people.
Acts Involved: Skullfucking, groinsaws, cannibalism, demon rape, vomit, disembowelment, menstruation, decapitation, space vaginas, murder of planets, vampirism, beastiality, sex with dragons, implied racism, incest, BDSM, cross-dressing, crying fetish, “rape ape,” diaper fetish, castration…but in more innocent and weird ways than you’d think.
Participants: Harry Potter, Dobby, Ray Bradbury, various made-up characters whose names keep changing.
The Live Reading/Performance…