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This is a little shorter than normal…in fact, it clocks in at a perfect 4:20, which is also the best way to watch it.
Title: “I Am Groot,” by sherlocksmyth
Logline: Guardians of the Galaxy’s Groot describes several terrible and ridiculous sex acts.
Acts Involved: Masturbation, nipple-twisting, hetero and homo sex, three-ways, beastiality, fuck your ass make you humble, and possibly more…depending upon your point of view
Participants: Groot, Gamora, Jerry the King Lawler, The Iron Sheik, Hordak, Imp, Goat Man, and possibly more…depending upon your point of view.
The Live Reading/Performance…