SummerSlam happened this weekend (result: John Cena gets time off to make movies), as did my best friend’s birthday, so it’s a treat to catch up on things that happened elsewhere, about which I did not know. With the aid of Kyle LeClair, here are some reader-submitted stories we might not have caught otherwise.
This week’s tipsters include: troi, Anyone00, jaganar, SlyDante777, Gallen_Dugall, Timely_Flower-Hermit, Dr.Gonzo82
1. Sexy Bob-omb.
Check out level one of Mario 64 in Lego, pilgrim.
2. Chicken Flesh Gimp Suit.
It’s really a pretty poultry guise.
3. Get Some Head (Shots).
This year’s Halloween horror mazes give you guns to shoot back at zombies. No way that can go south…
Red Dwarf is coming back! Prepare to flash back to a more innocent age when young sci-fi viewers thought “Rimmer” was just a character name.
5. Old Queen Coleman.
Not that The Mirror is remotely reliable, but it does seem that Jenna-Louise Coleman may be on her way out of the TARDIS. Who can fill her spot? Yes.
6. Felling Like a Horse’s Ass?
In the new Metal Gear Solid, total horseshit can save the day. Literally.
7. Jaws 3:16 Says I Just Bit Your Ass.
Steve Austin discusses how he’d fare against a shark. Syfy presumably will offer him way too little money for the movie rights.
8. Poke Me, Mon.
I’m pretty sure “Mega Slowbro” is what my siblings call me.
9. I Am Beaut.
Until Hasbro makes official Dancin’ Baby Groots, one guy made his own, and can show you how.
10. It’s a Trap!
What would you put in the “fanny pack for your rack”?
It squishes air to start a fire? I’m sorry, you said “slam rod” and my mind went in a totally different direction.
I’m not entirely sure that neutron bombs are a good idea if you want to start a colony later, Galactic Civilizations III.
13. Pop Goes the Weasel.
One of the inventors of pop-up ads apologizes. I say we fit him with a “blocker.”
14. Crowning Glory.
Head transplants work, except you’ll be paralyzed and die soon after.
15. A Robosexual Lifestyle.
If you can hang in there 11 more years, the government might pay for your sex robot.
16. Forward, Until Dawn.
Larry Fessenden is working on a game that looks a million times more expensive than any of his movies…but not necessarily that much better.
17. Flashy in the Pan.
Spirograph pancakes were almost certainly not the brainchild of a stone-cold sober person.