Here’s the funny thing – they’re actually using the original character names, with French-speaking Moussi following in Van Damme’s spin-kicking footsteps as “Kurt Sloan.”
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Yes, licensed movie games usually suck. But amusing rip-off games that later get granted the actual license in the spirit of fun?
That jabroni have the raisin balls and the rice krispy dick worse than the Justin Bieber.
In addition to everyone already left over from previous films, this one adds Wesley Snipes, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, and MMA fighter Ronda Rousey.
Can Stallone’s character possibly take down the one guy whose career in Hollywood seems utterly immune to offending every group there is?
It looks like Indiana Jones is finally going to take on Rocky.
Cage would presumably be the villain; Chan, of course, never is.
Take me back to Arkham City where the grass is green and… set in the Silver Age?!
If the Back to the Future hoverboard doesn’t hover, what’s the point?