Nerdery 27 Dec 11 Rob Bricken Adorable Little Girl Wants You to Take Your Pink Barbie Dolls and Shove Them Up Your @#$%ing @#$%hole This is Riley. I don't know how old she is, but she's already Read More
Toys 15 Dec 11 Rob Bricken BREAKING: Lego Discovers Girls Okay, so Lego might have known women existed for a couple of years Read More
Daily Lists 10 Nov 11 Steven Romano 6 Dangerous Toys of the ’90s ?"It's too dangerous for you to play with." Virtually all of our parents Read More
Cartoons 4 Nov 11 Steven Romano 10 Jem Episodes Where The Misfits Should Totally Have Been Thrown in Jail ?All right, cards on the table, I enjoy watching Jem and the Holograms Read More
Comics 14 Oct 11 Rob Bricken Never Mind About Hasbro’s Unit:E Um, remember when I told you about Hasbro's Unit:E brand earlier today, which Read More
Toys 14 Oct 11 Rob Bricken What the Hell Is Hasbro Doing ?I'll tell you what they're doing -- something called Unit:E, which as you Read More
Nerdery 2 Feb 11 Rob Bricken The Greatest Toy Review of All Time And when I say "greatest," I clearly mean "unbelievably awful, incoherent and wrong Read More
Toys 9 Dec 10 Rob Bricken Mattel Releases New “Pedophile’s Assistant Barbie” Actually, she's called Video Girl Barbie, but CNN is 100% certain that she's Read More
Toys 15 Nov 10 Rob Bricken The Prophesied Arrival of Nerd Barbie Draws Near ?It's been many, many months since Mattel announced "nerds win," a.k.a. that Barbie's Read More
Daily Lists 12 Oct 10 Melissa Elrod Vizor Barbie’s 7 Most Ridiculous Career Ventures ?When she first hit the scene in 1959 Barbie was just another pretty Read More