Star Trek Movie, What the @#$% Are You Doing
I thought we discussed this, Star Trek movie. You said there was going to be an Orion Slave girl in you. Orion Slave Girls look like this:
We all approved. When saw that the Orion Slave Girl was going to be played by Diora Baird — Diora Baird who looks like this, by the way —
— we approved much, much more (we approved many times that day, if I recall). So please explain to us why the sexy Diora Baird in her role as the sexy Orion Slave Girl looks like this?
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You can’t, can you? For shame, Star Trek movie. For shame. (Via FilmDrunk)
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