Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Chilled Shimapan



?Shimapan is the Japanese (pervert’s) word for “striped panties.” Apparently, people can now buy striped panties that are chilled. Like in a refrigerator. I’m trying desperately to keep my brain from wondering what possible use men would have for buying chilled panties — because I honestly doubt many Japanese women are availing themselves of this amazing product — although jerking off into them on a hot summer’s day is sadly the most innocuous solution. What really, really bothers me is this: Why just striped panties? If you know, please never, ever tell me. (Via Sankaku Complex)