“I Felt a Lot of Pressure, Every Day, to Kill a Lot of Nazis.”

We’ve all suspected, but now we may have to face the cold hard truth: that Captain America’s Nazi-killing performance was in fact supplemented by illegal drugs. It’s tragic, but sadly far too common in today’s superhero world, as this video clearly reveals. Although I don’t know what Namor’s so upset about — he’s obviously not been taking steroids. I mean, he’s not particularly muscular, and there’s nothing shrunken about the Atlantean cod stuck in his speedos.