Okay, DC/WB Can Relax this Time – the Hawkman Porn Looks Pretty Bad


I’m sure they’re tired of hearing us constantly say “The porn costume looks better!” That won’t happen today. I do like the Gentleman Ghost’s look, but other than that…[clip is SFW]

Also, Axel Braun strikes me as an actual comics fanboy. This, well – read the synopsis:

“The XXX Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody” is tale of eternal love and unparalleled power. Through reincarnation, Hawkman and Hawkgirl continue to find each other over the course of thousands of years. In ancient Egypt, Prince Khufu fell in love with the beautiful Princess Chayara, making her his bride. Their passion was legendary until the Gentleman Ghost cut the princess’ life short. Overcome with grief at the site of her body, Prince Khufu took his own life. Rather than finding peace in the afterlife, the lovers return to this world searching for each other. Now as the superheroes Hawkman and Hawkgirl, they use Nth metal and powerful wings to defy gravity and protect humanity, while battling their sworn enemy, the Gentleman Ghost, and his sexy accomplice, Black Canary.