Nerdery, TV

Viral Video du Jour: The Things Nerds NEVER Say!



I don’t want to spoil any of the lines in “Shit Nerds Never Say” – shot at NYCC, and boasting 18 jokes in 60 seconds – for you, but even if none of them are as amusing to you as to me, I think the very last one will hit home. It’s a compilation of things no good nerd would ever utter, and as the image above suggests, includes Troma’s Lloyd Kaufman.

What would you add to the list? I’ll start:

“I really like slash fiction, but I can totally look away any time I want.”

“My favorite part is when Vader says ‘NOOOOO!'”

Doctor Who‘s logic is completely inconsistent and that doesn’t bother me in the least.”

“Hey, does JJ Abrams have any kind of signature style to his cinematography? Because I’ve certainly never noticed anything idiosyncratic.”

“Michael Bay…nope, that name doesn’t sound familiar.”

“Those cartoons I liked when I was a kid are actually really fucking stupid and make no sense.”

“Who cares what is or isn’t nerdy? It’s all good.”

Watch the video after the jump, then add your own contribution in comments below.

(Waits for inevitable “This site WASN’T better with Rob!”)