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Super Mario Drives a Mercedes Benz and Gets Sexay



Well, with all those damn gold coins, and his magic mushrooms basically free every time he punches a brick wall, it’s about time Mario bought himself a Mercedes-Benz. And in this Japanese commercial, he quickly realizes that cars are not just useful for getting you to places…they’re also good for running down and killing things that you don’t like.

Oh, but then he drives through a portal into the real world, and things get hot – let’s just say that this Super Mario leaves Bob Hoskins in the dust of the studliness race. It’s no wonder The Pete Holmes Show got canceled – real life has caught up to his satire too quickly.

h/t Kotaku