He misspells some names like “Dr. Evizan” and “Wuhrer.” But the overall achievement is impressive enough that I’ll let that slide. You?
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Surprisingly, very few of you were mean to me, which is nice but now I’m suspicious you guys are planning something insidious. Hmm.
Let’s start with who the winners aren’t: Not me. Not me.
If there’s a way to make this contest more work for myself, I don’t know what it is.
I asked for haiku based on aliens, and you guys came back with probes and put them right in this contest’s metaphorical anus.
Oh my god. If these SW haiku don’t make you laugh, you are either dead or have never really been a nerd.
I’m off Monday for Labor Day, so I’ll see you cats on Tuesday morning. Make me proud. By which I mean write a lot of haikus. And avoid fucking any trees.
850 entries. Probably 50+ honorable mentions. Two winners.