Music 18 Dec 14 Luke Y. Thompson “I Want a Pony Semen Jar for Christmas” – A Topless Robot Holiday Carol The most horrible toy-related story of the year, the Pony Cum Jar Project Read More
Movies 11 Jun 12 Rob Bricken Rob’s Prometheus FAQ A lot of people have come to me with questions about Ridley Scott's Read More
Cartoons 16 Nov 11 Matthew Catania The 11 Kookiest Non-Turtle Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Action Figures ?When Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird tried to get Playmates to produce action Read More
Blu-ray 19 Sep 11 Rob Bricken Rob’s Star Wars Blu-Ray FAQ ?If you managed to hold off on buying the Star Wars Blu-ray Collection Read More
Comics 20 Jun 11 Rob Bricken Topless Robot Presents: The Best Scenes from the Green Lantern Movie ?I saw Green Lantern this weekend. The critics were right; it pretty much Read More
Comics 1 Jun 11 Rob Bricken Rob’s Wonder Woman TV Pilot FAQ! ?I managed to get a hold of the David E. Kelley-written, NBC-ordered-and-then-cast-aside-in-shame Wonder Read More
Daily Lists 25 Apr 11 Ex-Contributor 10 Things David Lynch Needlessly Added to Dune ? Nearly every nerd has his or her primary field of expertise/obsession. Of Read More
Daily Lists 4 Nov 10 Ex-Contributor Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses (and How to Say Them) In just 14 episodes, Joss Whedon's sci-fi masterpiece Firefly managed to build one Read More
Cartoons 18 Jun 10 Rob Bricken Fan Fiction Friday: Optimus Prime and Princess Leia in “Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh” ?I'm in a good mood today. Also, today is apparently a young Topless Read More
Daily Lists 14 Sep 09 Rob Bricken WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS Ladies and gentlemen, something very special happened this weekend. Late on Friday evening, Read More