Live Performance 21 Oct 15 Luke Y. Thompson Fox’s Rocky Horror Remake (Boo!) Gets a ‘Sweet Transgendered’ Star (Yay!) Damn, she's already got the facial expression pretty close. I'm on record not Read More
Movies 14 Aug 15 Luke Y. Thompson In Case Anyone Needs Target Practice, Here’s a Poster of Johnny Depp as the Stupid Mad Hatter Again From the director of the Muppets sequel we did want comes to the Read More
Movies 19 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson Point Break Remake’s New Johnny Utah Looks as Laughably Terrible as You Could Hope BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Do you ever get the sense that people who design the Hollywood tattoos Read More
Movies 12 May 15 Luke Y. Thompson The Jem Movie Trailer Is Here, and It’s Awful How awful? The phrase "Showtime, Synergy!" is now "showtime synergy," to refer to Read More
Movies 10 Apr 15 Luke Y. Thompson A Rocky Horror Remake for TV Is One of the Worst Ideas Ever, so It’s Happening You know - for probably the only time in my life, I'm hoping Read More
Books 2 Apr 15 Luke Y. Thompson What. The. HELL. “Winnie the Pooh” to be Disney’s Next Live-Action Adaptation? John Collins Today in "news nobody would have believed if it had come out Read More
Books 16 Mar 15 Luke Y. Thompson Disney Reveals Frightening New Details About Live-Action Beauty and the Beast So yeah, I just got a press release that says "The beloved tale Read More
Books 10 Mar 15 Luke Y. Thompson Watership Down May Be Getting a Remake…for the Wrong Goddamn Reasons As a fan of the book, I am - in theory - okay Read More
Cartoons 10 Mar 15 Luke Y. Thompson Tim Burton Will Direct Live-Action Dumbo, Because God Hates Us All elephant by Brittany H. Oh, Tim. You almost had your credibility back with Big Read More
Cartoons 24 Feb 15 Luke Y. Thompson Because They Haven’t Turned in Their Graves Enough…New Laurel and Hardy Cartoons You might remember the unfortunate Hanna-Barbera cartoons of 1966, made shortly after Laurel's Read More