Movies 11 Jun 09 Rob Bricken R2D2’s New Woman Is a Filthy Slut "Wait a second, Artoo. That's your new girlfriend? Well, let me tell you Read More
Movies 11 Jun 09 Rob Bricken Luke… I Am Your Father’s Day Present I was already to snark up this Star Wars toy Father's Day gift Read More
Daily Lists 8 Jun 09 Rob Bricken The 9 Greatest Fan Films Ever Made By Chris Cummins If you are a frequent Topless Robot reader, you've probably Read More
Merchandise 4 Jun 09 Rob Bricken Geek Apparel of the Week: Good V. Evil As a football-loving, Star Wars-lusting nerd, I really don't have the words to Read More
Video Games 2 Jun 09 Rob Bricken Things I May Have Screamed While Watching the New Star Wars: The Old Republic Cinematic FUCK MY ASS THIS IS AWESOME.Actually, this thing is Read More
Miscellaneous 29 May 09 Rob Bricken Col. Sanders Knows His Way Around a Lightsaber Gunaxin has pretty awesome cllection of Star Wars commercials, but I had to Read More
Daily Lists 29 May 09 Rob Bricken The 8 Coolest Sets of Fast Food Premium Glasses By Chris Cummins ? From the mid-1970s to the mid-1990s, promotional glasses were huge merchandising tie-ins Read More
Daily Lists 28 May 09 Rob Bricken The 30 Greatest Lego Minifigs of All Time By Kevin J. GuhlIn 1978, the Lego Group introduced cute, poseable minifigures (minifigs, Read More
Nerdery 27 May 09 Rob Bricken Know Your Galactic Basic ABCs Here is the Star Wars alphabet, drawn by Tweedlebop. It is, without a Read More
Nerdery 27 May 09 Rob Bricken Star Wars: Episode Poo Having the place where you shit covering in Star Wars art and toys? Read More