“Stupid Pieces of Merchandise” Archive

Remember the Brazilian dude who tattooed his eyeballs black? At the risk of

In just a few weeks, the eyes of the world will turn to

?So OPI is releasing a line of nail polish in conjunction with The

?Since debuting in 1952, Mad magazine has rightfully become a cultural institution thanks

?These are official Harry Potter-themed Hogwarts Pants from Museum Replica. They are $70.

?Anybody who thinks sci-fi merchandising bonanzas began with Star Wars really needs to

Do you have trouble pouring a beer into a glass? Well, then you

?See this thing? It's a pair of 3-D glasses. Seriously. It's an Optimus

?In the amazing world of a child's imagination, belts can transform from the

?In the '80s, companies used the Pac-Man license like a gas station glory