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Another day, another gem found by Snoodle -- and yes, you know exactly

By Patrick CooperA dilapidated row boat, a creaking swing, a menacing clown doll,

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Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead.

You guys are incredibly lucky. See, I was almost going to feature spider-pizza

If all the vehicles and figures Hasbro made for the Rise of Cobra

You might be asking yourself if it's still a phenomenally slow news cycle

And we're still fucked, because while Japan is trouncing us with functional full-size

Oh, indeed. Quirk, the publisher of the genuinely great Pride and Prejudice and