“Star Wars” Archive

By Caleb Goellner When it comes to action figures, sometimes recycling can

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?Disco = Still evil. But in an awesome kind of way. The shirt's

Ever wondered why Obi-Wan, when trapped behind the bizarre series of force fields

?Goddamn you, ThinkGeek. It's not enough that you had to taunt us with

Remember that Star Wars horror novel announced waaaaay back in February, Death Troopers?

?By Adrian Beiting The magical object known as the action figure, as the

?One thing I've always wondered is where Vader went after he was knocked

?Today's contest idea comes from DJRM, who went out of his way to