Assault Foiled by Son’s Lightsaber, Nerdiness

The most pathetic attacker in England was shamed forever when, while trying to attack a mother outside a bakery in Swardeston, he was beaten off by the mom’s 11-year-old, wielding a toy lightsaber (according to Fox News and the Sun).

While this might be the first time in recorded history a child used a lightsaber for public good instead of total embarrassment, we think it’s important to note that the would-be-attacker?reportedly in his 30s?was clearly an enormous pussy, or perhaps developmentally disabled.

Also, in five to ten years, when the boy’s mother tells this story to his girlfriends, it’s not going to get him laid. ? Rob