Used Underwear For Sale
Frequent TR contributor and depraved pervert Rebecca Kelley has sent in this breaking news item:
I stopped by the Brooks outlet store to check out some running gear,
and they were having a big storewide sale. Most of their stuff was
half off or buy one get one free, but this deal in particular stopped
me in my tracks:
One might hope the “runderwear” was used to, say, wipe off a dusty desk rather than act as a de facto diaper for some poor runner, but I guess someone will have to pay $1.99 to find out.
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