Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Pet Drink Happy Lager
When you hear you’re dog barking, it’s mostly trying to tell you something. One Japanese company posits that what your dog is saying is: “It’s Miller Time, dammit.”
Thus, Pet Drink Happy Lager, which is a beer made exclusively for dogs. It’s actually non-alcoholic, so no worries about your dog getting drunk and throwing up in the living room (well, the drunk part, at least) but it does contain beef extract which makes it another totally gross thing that only dogs would consume. It’s about $5 for a bottle, so it’s probably best to give it to your dog when he’s really stressed, or on Friday nights after a rough week. (Via CScout Japan)
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