DVD Day: May 20th, 2008
? The Muppet Show: Complete Third Season
The season with Sylvester Stallone, Racquel Welch and Alice Cooper. That’d be a hell of a group to have dinner with.
? George Romero’s Diary of the Dead
The Blair Witch/Cloverfield of zombie movies. Apparently, the zombies hit when you filmmakers are making a low-budget zombie film, which would make things confusing. Quelle coincidence!
It’s exactly like the recent CG Appleseed movies, but without the benefit of it being Appleseed.
? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Ninja Tribunal
The Turtles get special powers from mystical ninjas to find the original, 300 A.D. Shredder. It’s a slow week for DVDs, guys.
? Women’s Prison Massacre (Uncut)
Who, oh who, would buy the censored version of Women’s Prison Massacre? Who wants to see women, in cages, but without all that naughty sex and violence? I’m baffled, frankly.