Q: What’s 12 Inches Long and Referred to as Snake Eyes?

A: The upcoming 12-inch G.I. Joe figure from Sideshow Toys. If you were thinking “a penis,” you were close, but that’s referred to as a “one-eyed trouser snake.” Easy mistake. Anyways, Sideshow released the above teaser image of their first 12-inch Joe at the same time that Hasbro announced that IDW will get the Joe comic license. They’ll release the first comic in October, and re-release collections of the old stuff, which is cool. A good day for Joe fans.