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Humpback Whales Not Included

Hey, remember when Kirk and Spock had to travel around ’80s San Francisco dressed like elderly lesbians and went looking for whales? Then you remember the generally loved Star Trek IV: Free Willy, or whatever the hell it was called (I’m not a fan. A whale killed me dad. sue me). Diamond Select is producing this two-pack of Kirk n’ Spock in their killer fashions, due in April. Can me crazy, but I prefer my science fiction films to not be spent whale-hunting in the present day. (Via Action-Figure)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.