The New Nerdiest Thing Ever Created

Clue: Dungeons & Dragons edition. I am beyond words. Thank god there’s a product description:

Was it Tordek the Dwarf Fighter with the Flaming Battle Axe in the
Library of Arcane Tomes? Or maybe it was Lidda the Halfling Rogue with
the Dagger of Venom in the Magical Armory? Or perhaps Nebin the Gnome
Wizard with the Mace of Disruption in the Chamber of Tricks & Traps?

I am in awe. I can’t get anyone to play my Star Wars Monopoly set, and that’s one of the most popular movie franchises of all time–what happens if you pull this nerdy nightmare out? Do your guests beat you to death with a lamp, to put you out of your nerdy misery? Do they wish aloud you had simply pulled out a more socially acceptable human head instead? (Via Slippery Brick)