Evil Flying Jesus Stars in the Real Worst Cartoon Ever
I know last week’s TR contest is well and over, but I need you guys to be aware that for all of our bitching and moaning about the worst cartoon episode ever, we were wrong. So wrong. Chris Ward, friend of TR and wacky wingnut behind Worst Cartooons Ever, has found what must be his life’s work –this short cartoon from the Jehovah’s Witnesses about Jesus. It’s quite informative, and features such marvels as:
? Jesus with wings
? Jesus without wings, flying exactly like Superman
? jesus holding a sword aloft in the air and totally pulling a He-Man
? Jesus shapeshifting into other people
? A shot of the select few going to heaven, which consist of only old white people
? Jesus directly causing Armageddon, including blowing up a church with a small child in it
The Littles simply do not compare to the horror of the above video. If only because The Littles never killed children…on camera.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.