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E3 Sequel Trifecta: Dead Rising 2, Assassin’s Creed 2, Crackdown 2

E3 Sequel Trifecta: Dead Rising 2, Assassin’s Creed 2, Crackdown 2

By June 2, 2009 Video Games 0 Comment


? That’s Dead Rising 2‘s 7000 zombies lovingly rendered at once. Here’s hoping the controls will allow you to deal with them.


? No gameplay, but a fine cinematic from Assassin’s Creed 2. I was really hoping that you’d be able to send in women with large breasts to distract your targets, but apparently not. I’ll settle for a halfway decent ending, Ubisoft.


? As excited as I am about these other games, if I could only afford one, I’ll be buying Crackdown 2. There was no title that provided me more pure fun than the original. I much prefer to any of the GTA games, because it’s a sandbox game with non of the annoying restrictions of mentions other than “find and kill those fuckers.” Bliss.

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