A Weapon for a More Rocking Age

I’m not an enormous fan of the “Jedi Song” itself — the tune is so-so, and the lyrics range from funny to enh, although it’s all pretty decent for a Cartoon Network promo — but I will say this: the man is wielding an electric guitar with a lightsaber blade coming out the end, and thus is the baddest motherfucker in the galaxy. Case closed. At least until Darth Maul learns how to play “Pour Some Sugar on Me.”