Doctor Doom Has an Exciting New Invention

Not just content to conquer the world of stand-up comedy, Victor von Doom has returned to the stage to reveal his greatest invention yet. Behold… the Doom-o-Matic. I really don’t have the words to explain how many levels this is brilliant on. Suffice to say, it’s more than two. “When life gives you lemons, blame the goddamn Fantastic Four” indeed.