Rorschach Had a Nightmare on Elm Street
And while we’re speaking of horror flicks, here’s an actual real trailer for the new Nightmare on Elm Street, starring Watchmen‘s Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger. I’m not much of an Elm Street fan, but it seems all right, if only because of Haley as the supernatural killer of idiotic and/or nubile teens. Still, the scariest part to me will always be when the words “FROM PRODUCER MICHAEL BAY” appear on screen. Hell, I get a chill just typing them! Brr! (Via /Film)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.