This Is Why You Spay or Neuter Your Pets, Even Turtles
So the Super Smash Bros.-esque Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game Smash-Up was released yesterday, but I thought the opening cinematic was worth showing you, because 1) it’s actually kind of cool, and 2) the music is fucking horrible. I don’t know where it came from or why, but man, it makes me want to beat the hell out of everyone I see, too. Now, the game is only for Wii, and given the Turtles’ perennial popularity with kids, I expect it to do pretty well. Now, my hope is that this guarantees a sequel, and, in order to expand the roster, Ubisoft does some crazy shit like bringing in the old-school ’80s Turtles, a la that new 25th anniversary special, or maybe some of the guys from the classic toyline… maybe… I don’t know…. Usagi Yojimbo? It could happen…