Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Calbee Consomm? Chips

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?So I was all set to show you this unknown restaurant in Japan, sent to my notice by Jess S., which prepares food as a human corpse which you “cannibalize” to eat. Apparently the “body” even bleeds when you cut into it — delicious! But then Spazweez sent me a potato chip commercial. How could a potato chip commercial be more bizarre than a cannibalism-themed restaurant?

That’s how. I have a phobia about big dogs anyhow, so if anyone ever wanted to make me shit my pants uncontrollably and simultaneously make my heart explode in pure terror, all it would take is dressing up as this nightmare and walking toward me briskly.