The Airbender Speaks (in a Funny Voice)

It’s another new trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s Last Airbender movie, and now that I’m currently watching Avatar: The Last Airbender season two, I don’t have to depend entirely on you fanboys to provide commentary for me. Since I’ve seen some of the cartoon, I’m really digging the movie’s bending scenes, and it was very cool to see Aang’s glider make an appearance (hell, it was nice seeing Aang’s iceburg, too). But! I’m finally aware enough to be baffled at Zuko’s lack of a scar — although part of my brain keeps telling me that Shyamalan is going to save him getting it for the end of the first movie, which wouldn’t be the worst thing ever as long as he gets it — and, now that Aang finally speaks, to be disturbed at his actor’s voice. What the fuck? He sounds like a 40-year-old transsexual. Who smokes. A lot. I’m not saying he has to sound like Aang’s original voice actor (although Katara and Sokka actually do sound kind of like theirs) but he should sound, you know, like a kid. Someone get that dude a lozenge.