Gears of War 3 Has 42% More Gears
And by “gears” I mean “dead vampires,” because I don’t know why else there would be piles of ashes in human form unless they were all vampires who were all hanging outside but forgot about daylight savings time or something. I do like the fact that Marcus can barrel through a person’s charred remains, but a mom and her kid’s charred remains? Only some alien bastard would knock that shit down. These aliens have no class, man.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.