Anime, Nerdery

Fan Fiction Friday: Goku, Gohan, Goten and Trunks in “Goten’s Birthday”



?Although the last Dragonball Z-themed FFF entry was kind of a debacle, here’s another DBZ-themed FFF which will likely be a debacle in a whole ‘nother way. For non-DBZ fans, all you really need to know is that Gohan is Goku’s kid and about 18 (-ish, I think), Goten is Gohan’s little brother, and Trunks is Vegeta’s kid and Goten’s best friend. They’re about 12 and they can “fuse” into a new character called Gotenks, which doesn’t involve them fucking each other (usually). Now, let the party begin.

Goten and Trunks were roughhousing in the yard when Gohan got home after
school. “Happy birthday, Goten!”

Goten lit up with a huge smile. “Where’s my present?!”

Gohan blushed, “Well, I kinda don’t have any money. What do you want?”

Goten and Trunks exchanged knowing glances. “Trunks says I’m old enough
for Saiyan sex!”

Gohan’s blush went fluorescent. “Oh, yeah. Maybe, I guess.”

“All right! Let’s do it!”

Let’s! Put on your party hat and hit the jump!

In a flash, Goten and Trunks were pulling their clothes off. Gohan just
shrugged and starting removing his own. “What do you guys want to do?”

Trunks put his hands on his hips. “Well, it’s Goten’s birthday, so I
think you should eat his ass and give him a good pounding.” Goten lit
up. “Yeah!”

I asked for a good ass pounding for my birthday, but Ms. Robot just gave me a DVD.

Gohan’s stiffening cock swayed from side to side as he crossed the yard
to pick up Goten. He lifted his little brother into the air and stuck
his tongue into his round little ass to loosen it up. Goten squirmed and
moaned as Gohan swirled his wet tongue round and round and invaded
Goten’s insides.

I haven’t skipped a word, by the way. Apparently everyone was just hanging out at Goku’s house naked, cocks out and about.

Soon Gohan’s hand replaced his tongue as he opened Goten more and more
to accommodate what was to come. Gohan was nowhere as big as his dad,
but even still his cock was thicker than Goten’s leg. He pushed in
fingers and then his whole fist until Goten wriggled on his wrist.

I hate that I’m so rational about it, but are we to presume that Gohan’s cock is bigger than his combined fist and forearm? Wouldn’t make more sense to use his cock to loosen up Gohan’s ass for his arm? Or am I ignorant of basic ass-accommodation technique etiquette?

Meanwhile, Trunks busied himself slurping on Gohan’s dripping cock.
Slicking it up was the least he could do for his friend. He knew Goten
was in for some hard times when Gohan put this monster into him.

Soon enough, Gohan and Goten were ready. Gohan laid down on his back
with his cock sticking up into the air. “Come and let yourself down onto
it.” Goten climbed up onto Gohan’s cock and sat down. The head was so
big it was more like a stool than something to go inside him.

Well, if Gohan’s dick is the size of standard bar furniture, then it is indeed larger than a forearm. I stand corrected.

Goten used his ki to force himself down onto the cock. His legs were as
far apart as he could get them as the massive mushroom head finally
popped in. He grimaced in pain, pleasure, and determination as he forced
more and more into himself. After a few minutes, he felt Gohan’s balls
against his legs. He was so filled with pleasure and fullness that he
could only barely whisper to Gohan, “Move inside me. Please.”

Gohan put Goten on the ground and started thrusting into him. Goten’s
eyes were glazed over with lust. This was his first Saiyan sex and it
was incredible. Trunks helped things along by sucking Goten’s cock while
he was being fucked by his big brother.

Well, I suppose it’s cheaper than buying him a Power Rangers figure. Plus, Trunks doesn’t have to wrap it.

After he had his insides washed out with cum, Goten was hungry for more.
“Can I fuck you now, Gohan?” he asked eagerly with cum streaming down
his legs.

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I’d love that, Goten, but I don’t think you can yet. You need more
training. Dad has already trained my ass to take him, and you are not
strong enough to get inside me yet.”

God help me, the Dragonball Z anime was so padded out I think there actually was a few episodes where Goku trained Gohan’s ass. I mean, by sheer numbers alone, the odds are in its favor.

Goten frowned. Trunks whispered something in his ear. “Yeah!” he yelled.

“Fu-sion HA!” Trunks and Goten combined to form Gotenks! “Let’s FUCK!”

I very much appreciated the author keeping the fusion technique authentic and not having it involve fucking. I mean, sure the DBZ characters are all having an incestuous orgy, but keeping those little details intact really makes me feel like the author really cares about the characters he’s forcing to fuck in his horrible erotic fan fic.

Gotenks flew behind Gohan and kicked his legs apart. Then, without a
moment’s hesitation, he rammed his cock into Gohan’s muscle ass. “Aw
fuck yeah!” yelled the fused Saiyan. Gohan just grunted and fell to his
hands and knees as Gotenks pounded him with wild abandon.

I understand that Gohan is very pro-anal sex with his brother, but I’d be pretty upset if the birthday boy just started raping my ass during his party without asking first. At the very least, I should get an extra slice of cake for my troubles.

Gotenks pulled out and turned Gohan over so that his cock was in the air
again. He plunged himself onto Gohan’s cock and rode it so fast that
his movements were a blur. Gohan thought his cock was going to melt, but
it was incredible. In mere seconds, he was blasting out another load.

Gotenks suddenly stopped, his eyes wide with shock. He started to glow.
“Oh….fuck…oh..f…fuck…” He felt his powers grow. His ass was swallowing
Gohan’s cum. He was drawing sexual energy from his brother’s powerful
spunk. It was incredible.

For Gohan, the feeling was no less intense. He felt like his cock was
being sucked by a black hole. All the power was being drained from his
balls up through his cock and into Gotenks. It was like hot lava
shooting through his dick at the speed of light.

Yes, having magma flowing through my uretha sounds incredibly erotic and enjoyable and not at all like the most painful thing imaginable.

As this was happening, Goku walked out of the house. “Wow, you guys look
like you are having fun!” Gotenk’s looked at him with a wicked grin. In
a flash, he was on Goku, ripping his clothes off. Gohan just lay were
he was left on the grass, his once mighty cock laying utterly spent to
the side.

I hate it when people open their presents without reading the card first.

Gotenks slammed Goku down onto the ground and flew above him. “Hey Goku,
watch this!” Gotenks hovered in the air and thrust his cock out. Goku
looked on in amazement as it started to grow. One foot, two feet,
three…soon it was as big as Gotenk’s whole body. His little legs were
held apart by the huge balls.

Here we go. A 12-year-old with a dick the size of another 12-year-old. Now we’re cookin’. The sexxxiness continues on the next page!


Goku just laid back and lifted his legs in the air. He had taken bigger
cocks than this. He had fucked Broly. “Go for it.”

Gotenks jammed his rod into Goku and used his ki fly back and forth and
fuck him. But, Gotenks was impetuous and always wanted more. So, with
each thrust, he exited completely and then popped his cock back into
Goku in long strokes. But, each time he grew his cock a little more.

The giant round head grew too big to enter easily. It began to crash
against Goku’s hole, shaking the ground hard on impact and then stirring
the ground with tremors as it ground its way into an ass way too small
to take it. Goku was forced to turn himself over and brace himself
against the earth with his hands and knees. When Gotenk’s cock was as
big as Goku’s body, Gohan had to help hold his dad in place for the

I keep trying to imagine how this would work, and then I keep punching myself in the face BECAUSE I HAVE NO DESIRE TO KNOW HOW THIS WOULD WORK.

Gotenks pulled his cock out on last time. Gohan had to pull with all his
might as Gotenk’s cock tugged at Goku’s ass until finally the head was
free. It was as big around as an oil drum.

Insert your own BP joke here.

Gotenk’s pointed his cock at Goku and Gohan. For the father and son, the
world seemed to stop. Then, in slow motion, they saw the hole in
Gotenk’s cock slowly spread and then a tide of searing hot cum exploded
from it, knocking them both backward 500 feet and leveling the trees in
the back yard. Gotenks yelled in a sonic boom as he spilled his load.
But, unlike regular Saiyans, his cum was not pouring out of his balls.
With his fusion powers, the cum was being constantly replenished by his
own ki.

Sorry, I have to: “It was the icing on the cake, so to speak.”

So, he came and came for an hour, flooding the whole neighborhood with
his seed, clogging the storm drains from the thickness and volume. He
came thousands of gallons, but still he was not satisfied.

What would thousands of gallons of spilled semen do to nearby property values? Any real estate agents care to hazard a guess?

He jumped onto Goku’s cock and rode it until it exploded inside him, but
this only made things worse. Once again, he absorbed the cum, but this
time it was much more potent. His eyes shone like the sun.

As did his anus, presumably.

In a lust-filled craze, he flew off. Gohan and Goku just laid there
panting and awash in cum. At least it was tasty.

Well, at least Gotenks gave his birthday party attendees a party favor, I guess…?

Gotenks flew into the desert. He let his cock grow until it surpassed
any Saiyan cock in history. He let it fall to ground, and it cratered
the rocky earth. It was as long as five locomotives. The balls were the
size of hot air balloons. He pounded his cock into a train tunnel and
fucked the mountain. It soon turned to dust.



He flew up and crashed himself down onto a rock formation. He
desperately wanted something filling his ass. The rocks just crumbled
beneath him. Was there nothing that could satisfy him? He grew
desperate. Then, he smelled a familiar musk…

Broly had moved to the desert to get away from all those crazy Z
fighters and their insane sex drives. So, it can be understood why he
was hiding in a cave since hearing Gotenk’s arrival thunder across the

I question the wisdom of hiding in any kind of hole at this point.

But, the cave was only made of rocks. The next thing Broly knew, there
was a cock head the size of an oil tanker blasting into the cave and
knocking him into the rock. The cock pulled out, and he stumbled out
after it. Gotenks stared down at him with crazy eyes.

“Get it up!”

Broly just stared at him. “What?”

Gotenks dropped his giant cock on Broly, smashing him to a crater 30
feet deep. “I said get it up!”




Broly called his ki and inflated his cock to his full size. Gotenks
swooped in, his mammoth cock swinging effortlessly into the sky. He
jammed his ass all he way down onto Broly’s cock and flew back into the
air. “Aw, yeah!” Gotenk’s ass squeazed Broly’s dick like a vice. “Empty
your balls into me!”

Broly just hung helplessly in the air, suspended by his dick up Gotenk’s
ass. He couldn’t move an inch, but he didn’t have to. Gotenk’s ass
sucked the cum out of him until he was totally spent. He fell back to
the earth and watch in horror as Gotenk’s infused himself with the cum
of the Legendary Super Saiyan.

Someone has an orifice with the suction power of a black hole that needs to be fucked closed? Isn’t this a job for Superman?

This time, Gotenk’s whole body grew. He still looked like a kid, but he
was a 500-foot high kid with a 500-foot-long cock. His feet sank into
the ground, and his cock carved out a channel when he walked. Broly
sweated bullets as he mountainous head approached him.

Thank goodness. A giant 12-your-old boy with a dick the size of entire body? Hot. A giant 12-year-old boy with a dick that’s in proportion to the rest of his body? Enh.

“If I don’t get off soon, I’m gonna explode. Suck my dick!”

Broly starting licking everything he could reach. He could fit his whole
body in the hole. He kept slipping and falling on the cum leaking out.

“Hole” being the urethral meatus. You know, in case you wanted to fantasize about tiny, well-built men walking inside your penis later and needed the technical term.


Broly flew to the railroad track and picked up a tanker car. He jammed
it into Gotenk’s cock and fucked him with it.

Please insert your second BP joke here. If you can work Fleshlight into it, all the better.

Gotenks picked up three more train cars and twisted them into a shaft of
metal. He crammed it into his ass. Light shown out of the hole as it
was opened. He was getting close.

A 12-year-old just shoved three train cars into his ass. What in god’s name am I supposed to say that will make that any goofier?

Gotenks grabbed Broly and licked his giant tongue up and down him. Then
he raised his titanic cock and shoved Broly into the hole.
“Time…for….a….rocket….ride…” Gotenks grunted.

Someone call NASA! I just had a great idea for saving the manned space program.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The whole earth shook. Gotenks blasted a
stream of cum into space–Broly along with it. Light poured from Gotenks
as cum spewed forth. He began to shrink as the seed spilled into the
skies and rained down on towns for a thousand miles. Six hours later, he
was finally sated.

Which is why everyone should wear their rubbers if it rains this weekend. Ahem.

Trunks and Goten lay in a giant crater in the desert. They looked at
each other through half-lidded eyes. “You want to fool around some?”
“Hey, yeah!”


I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERE SATED GODDAMMIT. Oh well. I hope that a few of you have birthdays this weekend or are going to birthdays this weekend, and will nervously spend the entire time watching the birthday boy. And please, men, don’t try and shove anything down your uretha and then try to launch it by jacking off. I know the author made it look fun and glamorous, but this is a work of fiction. In reality, shoving anything down your dickhole is immensely uncomfortable, and I don’t think you’d get much velocity anyways. It’s probably not worth it, is all I’m saying. Unless it’s you’re birthday, in which case why the hell not.