If You Have to Watch Twilight: Eclipse…
…there’s probably no less offensive version of it than the 8-bit, choose-your-own-mopey-adventure version above. It was made by the Fine Bros and Dr. Octoroc, who you might remember as the guy behind the rather awesome 8-bit Dr. Horrible remake. If you’re short on time, or just want to see Bella and Edward die as quickly as possible, I recommend choosing the “baseball” option at the end of the first video.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.