This Is Why You Shouldn’t Eat Brains and Drive

?From KGW:

PORTLAND, Ore. — A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed on
Interstate 84 near downtown Portland on Friday, causing initial
confusion by people who witnessed the crash.

Portland Police said the car was swerving in the eastbound lanes of
the freeway just east of the Lloyd District just after 9:30 p.m. when it
rolled over and crashed onto its top.

Emergency crews took five victims from the crash to area hospitals
with non-life-threatening injuries.

Police said that in their investigation they learned that the people
inside the car were dressed as zombie costumes and they were headed to a
party at the time of the crash.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially
thought the victims’ injuries were much more serious, because of the
zombie costumes.

“We’re glad that everyone is alive, despite being ‘undead’,” Sgt.
Stewart said, referring to the costumes.

While everyone in the car was taken to the hospital, Stewart said
crews are investigating the possibility that more people were in the car
at the time of the crash but fled the scene on foot.

Must’ve been fast zombies, then. If they were regular zombies, the cops could’ve arrived two hours later than they’d still be less than 50 yards away — less if they were missing a leg. Thanks to Manny for the tip.