Merchandise, Video Games

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?Behold the Gamerator. It’s one of those home arcade cabinets that I’ve always wanted. It has 85 classic arcade games on it, which isn’t a ton but it also comes with a Gametap Gamefly subscription so you can play all those games as well. It has joysticks and buttons and a trackball and yadda yadda yadda. So why am I so excited about the Gamerator when these sorts of things have been available for years?

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?BECAUSE IT’S ALSO A KEGERATOR. This arcade cabinet also houses “a refrigerated interior capable of holding a pony keg of domestic beer.” Without fear of hyperbole, I can say AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAA THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. Infinite thanks to Vaderfan70 for the tip.