Friends Don’t Teleport Friends to Their Deaths

Instead, friends teleport friends so they help each other, or at least that’s the way Portal 2‘s newly announced co-op mode pretends you’re going to behave. I’m sure there’s no chance that anyone would be an enormous dick and send their partner into pools of fire, wallsof spikes, or a room full of angry gun turrets. No chance at all. Nope, this’ll be all about the helping. And GLaDOS will laugh and laugh and laugh.