Pika Pii?
Maybe it’s because of the mountains of Pok?mon fan fic I’ve had to read for FFF, but this video disturbs the living shit out of me. Mainly, of course, because of the man in the terrifying Pikachu plastic mask. I get the same feeling when I see him as when I first saw the gimp in Pulp Fiction; it’s a sudden look into a dark, twisted, sexual world that I’ve always tried to pretend never existed. It doesn’t help that his dancing is awkward and involves no small amount of crotch thrusting (now the horrendous placement of the water fountain). I mean, if someone told you that the bandmates all raped the Pikachu kid immediately after the video, would you be surprised? No you would not. Thanks to Elijah for the tip.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.