The Live-Action Indiana Jones/Star Wars Fan Fic of Your Dreams

Or nightmares, I guess. Depends on how you feel about Indiana Jones running around with Slave Leia and Chewbacca and Han Solo(!). These people at the Star Tours thing in Disneyland seem to enjoy it, but they’ve probably never read that one Star Wars Tales comic where the Millennium Falcon crashlands on Earth and Han Solo is killed by Native Americans and then 400 years pass and Chewbacca is Bigfoot and Indiana Jones finds the Falcon AND OH GOD THE HORROR, THE WRETCHEDNESS. It does seem like this 50-minute-long extravaganza — which was done for Star Tours last official ride, and included guest stars like Seth Green, Anthony Daniels and Big Poppa George himself — does seem marginally better, but I’ve only watched the first 10 minutes so far. If Han dies later from being shot with arrows I’m calling it a draw. (Via /Film)