While there is nothing on this earth i am more excited for than Tron: Legacy, this new clip doesn’t much do it for me. I mean, it’s just Sam Flynn and Quorra in a lightcar driving around. It’s fine, but it’s not like most of the other Tron: Legacy reveals, that had me masturbating in so much nerd joy a tiny white surrender flag came out of my penis. Of course, part of the problem may be this week’s FFF. So I’ll try to masturbate to this Tron: Legacy clip, but no promises, guys.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.