Oh My @#$%, It’s the First Pic from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark (UPDATED)
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?Honestly, I have no words. There’s just nothing I can say that this pic, which will be in this month’s Vogue, doesn’t say ever so clearly, all by itself. Infinite thanks to keepoffthegrass for the tip. (Via the NY Post)
UPDATE: HOLY FUCK THERE’S MORE
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?That’s the Swiss Miss, although the real insanity is why these have been photoshopped so poorly. But are you ready for this?
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?CARNAGE. I’VE SEEN CHINESE BOOTLEG FIGURES THAT LOOK BETTER. OH MY CHRIST THIS CAN’T BE REAL IT JUST CAN’T (Two more pitiful pics at Vogue)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.