Deck the Halls with Brains of Zombies (Fa La La La Laaa, La Laa, La, Laaa)

Team Unicorn — you know, those poor girls who have the misfortune to be attractive and nerds simultaneously, born of two worlds, yet shunned by both — have made an important PSA on what to do when if your home happens to be attacked by zombies during the holidays. It involves no singing, but a great deal of violence, as well as a few genuinely helpful hints. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been attacked because people thought I was a zombie, when in fact I was just totally shit-faced.