Deck the Halls with Brains of Zombies (Fa La La La Laaa, La Laa, La, Laaa)
Team Unicorn — you know, those poor girls who have the misfortune to be attractive and nerds simultaneously, born of two worlds, yet shunned by both — have made an important PSA on what to do when if your home happens to be attacked by zombies during the holidays. It involves no singing, but a great deal of violence, as well as a few genuinely helpful hints. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been attacked because people thought I was a zombie, when in fact I was just totally shit-faced.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.