Harry Potter Trifecta: Retrospective, Recap, and Marvel Vs. DC

? Are you one of the three people on the planet who have somehow failed to read any Harry Potter books and never seen any of the movies and remained ignorant of the basic premise and characters? Then you should probably watch this 5-minute retrospective of the last seven movies in the off chance you’ve decided to begin the franchise by seeing Deathly Hollows Part 2 tomorrow.

? Have you missed all that same Harry Potter shit as I mentioned on the front page, but have lore time? Then watch this video where the Fine brothers sum up all seven movies in seven minutes.

? Can’t bother with any of that shit? Well, here’s It’saRandomGuy’s Marvel-DC remake of the Deathly Hallows Part 2 trailer. It gets to the truth behind the facts, if nothing else.