It’s Not on Like Donkey Kong, Because the Donkey Kong Movie Is Fake

Still, this seems like a pretty solid live-action take on the game. A little Office Space, a little Die Hard (from M. Jumpman’s perspective)… yeah, watching a dude leap barrels in a stairwell isn’t the most riveting of action scenes, but if you add in the other two boards, with the rivets, collapsing floors and sentient fireballs, and then the moving platforms and conveyors belts, well, I’d pay $10 to see that. Fuck that Diddy Kong shit, though. Save that asshole for the sequel, Donkey Kong with a Vengeance.